What we need is a new respect for the definition of a poser. I am a poser. I'd "like" to be a computer nerd. I'd "like" to be rich and famous. I'd "like" to be a photographer. I'd "like" to be a designer. I'd "like" to be a movie star/director/documentory producer. Or an author. Or a fashion model. Or an author. Or Harry Potter. Or perhaps a famous chef. Maybe an architect. What about a spy? Or maybe a rock star? International art thief? Producer, Atlantic Records, 1964-1971 (approx.)?

Am I drunk? Maybe. Am I serious? Definitely.