More stock!
Lesse, what do we have here...
"Hi handsome, wanna join me down here on my tiny stool and 'do the jumble'? No, really, what does LYUGF spell?"
"KIDS! No more leftovers! We've gotten rid of our dining room table and we're eating nothing but bits and bytes from now on!"
What do you think happened to these two?
"Whoa! Awesome setup! Let's see what that machine can do..."
"AAAAAAGUUGUGUGGGGGGUGGGGHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY EYES! THE BURNING!!!!"
"Hmmm...My 'laptop' tells me this supercomputer isn't that super anymore."
That reminds me, I have some laundry and some hard drive backups to do.
"Would you care for 'beard' with that, sir?"
Matthew McConaughey and Kirsten Dunst star in "The War of Northern Affection"
No comment, I was just happy to see the Minneapolis skyline.
You gotta know when to x-acto, know when to solder, know when to drill press, know when to clamp...
"Hi, Ma? Yeah, um, I think I put on half of one shirt and half of a different shirt this morning, maybe? Can you check my closet? Also, something is wrong with my hair..."
Remember when VISA cards had BANK on them, instead of the other way around? Me neither.
"AAAAAAGUUGUGUGGGGGGUGGGGHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY EYES! THE BURNING!!!!"
"Doctor, could you take a look at this thing on my head?"
Hey, wait a minute, that's the same guy that was hanging with Miss Silhouette and the Breuer chair.
"Honey, you know I love your angry silhouette, but I've met someone. Someone with a big white thing on her head, and I'm leaving you."
"Uhh, Mr. Jones, I don't want to alarm you, but I'm hearing an awful lot of hair here..."
KABOOM!
"This boarding pass machine will help me catch those pesky dalmatians!!!"
WHEW! I'm out for now!
3 Comments:
My family once posed for a photographer eating a "healthy" meal (actually KFC) and doing various other happy family activities. The photos ended up in some textbook that another relative found years later. I am afraid that we may end up posted on some blog like this some day...actually I hope that happens!
You are too funny....I smell Christmas cards.
my tummy hurts!!! oh, the laughter, it burns
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