Today is my half birthday, or ha'day as I like to call it. 33 1/2 isn't as cool as 33 1/3, but I forgot to mention my 33 1/3 (th'day?).
The original reason I paid any attention to my ha'day was that my friend Marge's b-day is today, so it seemed like a good excuse to have a mini-celebration every 6 months.
I encourage full ridiculous use of your ha'day!