Not even Superboots could save the Subie from it's high-centered snowbound backyard fate.
Essentially I drove on to an ice/snow sheet that supports the undercarriage of the vehicle completely.
I dug out the wheels, but the spinning tires (yes, all 4 of them) have hit mud, so I just have to wait for the thaw. We dug the cupcakemobile out of the ice covered mud pit that it was parked in with the help of two sheets of plywood and a floormat.
THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
IN THE MUD MUD MUD!